21 November 2006

And for our next contestant...

Ok, I was merrily reading along today and came across this post at Gatewaypundit on the Imams escorted from the plane in Minnesota. Now these fellows had been at a meeting and we got a look at the poster, which is as follows:

Now, because of the mind I have (or have not as the case may be) I posted this in the comments section:
"Meet the Imams"?

It is damned hard to *not* think of that as a title to a comedy show or quiz show. I mean, what's next: 'What's my Jihad?' ?

Or 'Leave it to Mullah'?

Or 'Imami Vice'?

Or 'Bringing out burqa'?

Nooooo... must get this out of my head, its worse than a damn jingle repeating over and over...

Awful, isn't it? The worst part is, it isn't over... so here are the additional Islamic show titles that just 'come to mind'... you have been warned!

'Caliphate Culture Clash'

'The Price is Violence'

'The Qud, the Ibadi, and the Ummah'

'Green Acre'

'Family Faoud'

'Ummah urgency'

'I dream of Dhimmi'

And the worst part about this is: once you think you have finally gotten it out of your system, yet another one suddenly arrives....

So I am doing my part to spread mental anguish by sharing this with you!

Have a nice Uday!


Yes, there are other threads in this concept elsewhere, but before I link to those let me put up a couple of more that came to mind:

'Let's Mecca Deal!'

'Welcome back, Qatar!'

'My three Sunnis'

[then a bit later] 'Burqas Law'

Yes, just awful, I know... but nothing compared to these folks...

At uplink the Hit TV Shows in Iraq thread of which I will hand out a couple of fun ones:

'My Two Baghdads' - Wow! That is wonderful!

'Beat the Press'

'Deface the Nation'

'Sheikh rattle and roll' - Beyond description...

'Allah in the Family' - Ever popular and part of the photoshop thread from way back

'Oil in the Family'

'This old Mosque'

'Name that Prophet'

'Shia Trek'

'T. J. Hookah'

'Mohammed in the Middle'

Must stop.... this has gotten out of hand! I mean there are pages of them out there... thankfully others got it before I did.


Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

11 22 06

Hey AJ:
Wishing you and your loved ones a Happy Thanksgiving:)BTW you have a wicked sense of humor!!! hehehehehe

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

I myself particularly enjoyed "Muhammad In The Middle." So much love, so much truth, and then hilarity ensued.

In my opinion, it was fortunate none of those guys got kneecapped by the passengers.

But oh, I've forgotten -- the American public has, likewise, no memory and will act like the same sheep they were on September 10th, 2001.

We are so lucky that most countries don't have landing craft.


A Jacksonian said...

Mr. Z - We are extremely lucky that none of the Arab Nations has a real industrial base and so much 'fake it' with nuclear devices.

But, that is what 'high tech, low cost' gets you... cheaply arming Our Enemies with no real added security.

A Jacksonian said...

Mahndisa - My thanks! Had *thought* I responded but obviously not, so my apologies!

I do, apparently, have a sick, twisted, warped and somewhat out-of-whack mind. It is well adjusted to the modern world because of that...